Week 2 Power Rankings

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Effin Bananas is still the top dog and Gay High School Juniors are still at the bottom.  High scorer on the week was Mark Long and Leroy's Shlong with an unheard of 275 points.  Also breaking the 200 point barrier was Pup 'N Suds (240) and Swamp Donkeys (225).  Biggest riser on the week was the vastly underrated Mark Long's left Pec (10 spots) while the biggest faller was Boots to Assess (7 spots) barely edging out Dunbar is always Watching (6 spots).


1. Effin Bananas (340 points, 68 ppp, 80% of team intact, 0)
Though only third in points per player still the strong favorite to win.  After a nice boost from Sarah Rice this team will go as far as the Johnny Cara Maria handcuff can carry it.

2. Pup 'N Suds (335 points, 67 ppp, 80% of team intact, +1)
So far Jasmine and Vinny have carried the load for this team.  Mark Long and Paula are veterans who are comfortable coming on strong later so look for them to begin picking up the slack.

3. Mark Long and Leroy's Shlong (340 points, 85 ppp, 50% of team intact, +4)
Rounding out the top 3 due to a monster week 2 (275 points!!!!) this team has no chance to win but does have a nice cushion on some of the lower ranked teams and with Mark Long still left they probably won't drop too far.

4. Casual Molestation (325, 65 ppp, 40% of team intact, 0)
The only team to lose over half of its competitors so far, oddly enough I think they still have a chance to podium as the two guys left are CT and Abram who are both crazy and great competitors, plus neither of them has really scored yet.

5. Mark Long's Left Pec (295 points, 73.75 ppp, 50% of team intact, +10)
It is gonna be tough for this team to podium, but Camilla has been the leading scorer for half the weeks so you can never count them out, they'll greatly miss leading scorer Sarah Rice.

6. Swamp Donkeys (295 points, 59 ppp, 60% of team intact, +4)
Tough loss of Vinny Foti and first round pick Wes Bermann.  Fortunately the Swamp Donkeys do have a mild cushion on the rest of the league, if Cara Maria gives us them the performance we know she's capable of a top 10 finish is possible.

Second Tier teams after the jump.


7. Ageless Wonders (195 points, 39 ppp, 100% of team intact, -2)
While a decent bit behind the Swamp Donkeys Ageless Wonders have the best shot of any team to make the jump as its the only squad with over 20 ppp to still be complete.  Look for Mark Long and Johnny to lead the way.


8. LeanBodyMovement (165 points, 41.25 ppp, 75% of team intact, 0)
Another team with a decent shot to make the jump to relevancy especially with two verified elimination round beasts in CT and Leroy.  Jasmine needs to start hitting more people for them to really make a go of it though.


9. Boots to Asses (130 points, 32.5 ppp, 100% of team intact, -7)
The last team with a good shot of making the jump to the upper echelon, Boots to Assess needs Paula to start crying, yesterday.


10. Twink Squad (150 points, 30 ppp, 80% of team intact, -1)
Solid rookie effort for the twink squad unfortunately they only have two challengers that look poised to be scorers and they just lost one of them to THE DOME.  CT is gonna have to eat more than a few faces.


11. Just a Business Relationship (115 points, 24 ppp, 80% of team intact, +1)
Not a bad team on paper it just hasn't developed a personality yet.  If Jasmine racks up her crazyness and the rest of the squad follows suit they could move up if not they'll stay right here.


12. Dunbar's Always Watching (60 points, 12 ppp, 80% of team intact, -6)
Biggest bust of the league so far only Leroy and Nate have lived up to expectations.  Psychopath Abram has put up a goose egg as has Dunbar the sexual predator, it may be too little too late but this team will improve.


13. Tonya's Titties (70 points, 17.5 ppp, 100% of team intact, -2)
Who would have thought that out of Dunbar, Cara Maria, Aneesa and Tyrie that Tyrie would be the only one on the board?  Probably the biggest upset so far.


14. Drama's Wet Dream (30 points, 6 ppp, 100% of team intact, -1)
Call me crazy but I think this team can actually move up, obviously they can't win it but they haven't lost anyone yet Leroy looks good so far and we know that Paula and Aneesa will put up points at some point only time will tell but I'd be shocked if they were this low at the end of the year.


15. Dustin: Pay for Gay (35 points, 8.75 ppp, 100% of team intact, -1)
Another team struggling from Abram's decision to not show up look for them to improve, but how much they can do so is up for debate.


16. Gay High School Juniors (150 points, 30 ppp, 80% of team intact, 0)
This team will never win anything.