Battle of the Sexes League Grades

25. Heather Marter - Team Maxfield

Without a doubt she has the lowest Challenge Potential from her cast, however she’s knowingly dating a guy who did gay porn so she’s probably got some crazypoints in her. Grade B-

24. Priscilla Mendez - Team Just a Business Relationship

I watched RW San Diego like every episode like every episode this is all I know about Priscilla: she’s very proud of her fake boobs and isn’t afraid to show them, her mom is only 37! (younger than Mark Long) and she doesn't seem very athletic. Grade C-

23. Tyrie Ballard - Team Ageless Wonders

Look I don’t care how many times he says it Tyrie clearly didn’t play football at Nebraska a simple google search reveals that.  Nevertheless he’s clearly a big body with a fair amount of potential who had a pretty good showing last season against Wes and Kenny.  Pairing him with noted competitor/crazy person Jasmine combined with weight loss seems to be a decent recipe for success. Grade B

22. Vinny Foti - Team Czerniak

Vinny is one of the physically strongest contestants due to his steroid use, unfortunately for his owners he is also one of the dumbest and I think he might just be dumber then previously thought. Look we knew from Day 1 on Fresh Meat II when he could not solve one of the easiest puzzles known to man that he wasn't exactly smart, but ever since he lost to Big Eazy on Cutthroat hes been gone from the public eye. I often times found myself wondering what he has been doing, now we know thanks to the pre Series interview that he’s homeless and oh yeah he has transformed himself into Big Easy’s image in an apparent attempt to confront his weakness which once again leads me to question his sanity.  Grade B

21. Sarah Rice. - Team Casual Molestation

Puzzle/Tattoo master Sarah just competes trailers have revealed that Vinny has decided to imitate Kennys attempts at making Sarah cry which should yield points and perhaps yank out the true competitive performance we all know she has in her. Grade A

20. Nate the Nuclear Engineer - Team Casual Molestation

Nate is a party animal he is also a Nuclear Engineer there are also reports he was working at Fukushima Daiishi in Japan 2011. Even though his stay may be short look for him to get reallllly drunk and make a regrettable decision. Grade B

19. Dustin Zito - Team Czerniak

Dustin Zito is definitely a gamble of sorts with proven commodity Sarah Rice and coitus master Tyrie Ballard on the board. However niether of them have ever done porn so its not a crazy reach. Plus he is the unofficial record holder of most hours of confessionals filmed during his 6 months on RW Las Vegas with 3 years. Grade B +

18. Rachel Robinson - Team Ageless Wonders

Rachel is the only girl that will stand any chance against Emily in the Dome, unfortunately for her she will actually be going against Ty Ruff in that scenario. Fortunately the way the Challenges have been the last few partner seasons her and Aneesa should be able to avoid being the worst couple and if they play their Social game right there are a few couples that the Power Couple would prefer to send in before them. Grade B-

17. Diem Brown - Team Branton

One of the few Challengers that claims to own a "succesful" business along with Wes Diem is back to raise more awareness about Cancer and how it sucks. She's partnered with CT again which has been good and bad for her Challenge wise in the past but has always left her in tears of both happiness and fear/sadness. Grade B

16. Aneesa Ferreira - Team Maxfield

I've often wondered why no one has seen it fit to name Aneesa the great melting pot as she certainly is a microcosm of America what with her mixed heritage, will to win and different looks shes undergone in an attempt to understand herself regardless shes back and happy to be here look for her to have a stronger performance then last time on Rivals. Grade B+

Top 15 after the break:

15. Leroy Garrett - Team Maxfield

#TeamLeanBody its a movement. Leroy is all about the money which reminds me of Landon Leuck in some ways as they both abstained from any of the sillyness and politicing that goes on in the Challenges. This season Leroy will have his work cut out for him suppresing the crazyness that comes out of Naomis mouth and keeping them out of the Dome. Grade A-

14. Naomi Defensor - Team Branton

Naomi is the latest in a long line of Latin chicks with questionable sanity to partake in the Challenge Veronica Portillo and Tina Borda come to mind as others. Unlike those 2 Naomi is both likable and actually has feelings for another human being (Leroy). Similar to those 2 she's likely to do something crazy none of us could predict (snuggle up with Evan in hopes of being kept around, punching Beth) Grade A

13. Emily Shromm - Team Ageless Wonders

As was previously stated Emily makes up 1/2 of the biggest question mark couple everyone knows you'll get a strong performance out of Emily who really can't be matched physically by every girl here the question really is Ty who could either bow out in the first round or take them all the way to the end. Emily is also almost certain to coitus another castmate as 24 others are in play for her. Grade B+

12. Robin Hibbard - Team Czerniak

Robin even going back to RW San Diego has never really brought a lot to the table but she's found away to stick around past her expiration date on Rivals it was because of her cringeworthy tongue-lashing of Aneesa on the original Duel. This Season its because production needed a partner for Mark Long lets break down the conversation: Jodi? has a real job won't do it, Tonya? in rehab somewhere, Robin? she has a kid now...but she's never been afraid to leave him at home before - ok great book her oh and bring Aneesa back too maybe she can make America uncomfortable again.

11. Mandi Moyer - Team Casual Molestation

When Mandi first arrived on the scene she was the pretty young Fresh Meat everyone felt bad for because she was partnered with the slightly overbearing Wes and her desire to party didn't quite jive with his goals of destroying evil. Since then she's continued to party and hook up with castmates and added fake boobs and self confidence to her repertoir. Its a relatively safe bet to say she's gonna clash either with Wes or the people Wes clashes with. Grade B

10. Abram Boise - Team Casual Molestation

Abram Boise recently became the proud owner of Athens Georgias premier nightlife and concert destination, Bad Decisions. It will be interesting to see how no longer training at elevation affects his physical game. If the previews are any indication moving into the modern world seems to have inspired Abram to adapt to an early 2000s era haircut and earring look along with his homemade tattoos which will hopefully cause some verbal arguments. Grade A

9. Cara Maria Sorbello - Team Czerniak

Cara Maria is that tantalizing draft pick that hasn't yet put it all together but has shown flashes of dominance. She's strong enough physically to have made it to two consecutive final challenges. She's spent a fair amount of time crying and is easily frazzled. She's had a weird sexualish type relationship with Abram. Most importantly on the Fresh Meat II reunion she revealed that shes a dominatrix. We've seen the coitusing and winning on cutthroat, the crying and winning on Rivals but have yet to see her put all four together. Hopefully for team Czerniak that will happen on Exes. Grade A +

8. Johnny Bananas - Team Ageless Wonders

Riding the biggest winning streak of any contestant in the Challenge getting Bananas here is a steal. The more I think about the more similarities I see between Bananas game and that of the John Madden era Oakland Raiders they changed the game by emphasizing speed he changed it by emphasizing getting in peoples heads, they both were widely hated by all but their fans and at the end of the day they both just win baby. Grade A+

7. Dunbar Flinn - Team Branton

The ladies love Dunbar and Dunbar loves the ladies fortunately for team Just a business relationship Dunbar loves the ladies a little too much putting sexual assault points in play. Furthermore Dunbar is one of only a few contestants to have a rule put in place due to his actions, watching a castmate sleep, along with cannibalism, CT, and revealing a career in porn Dustin. Grade A-

6. Paula Meronak - Team Maxfield

Paula is an absolute maneater. Known for pouncing on an unexpecting male competitor and riding them as far as she can: Derek, Dunbar, Mike Mike. Unfortunately for her none of them have made it very far yet which means that Nate should expect a snuggle buddy. Also she can accurately be described as a Stage 5 clinger, like really. Grade A

5. Ty Ruff - Team Maxfield

Chances for verbal arguments with Emily are high. If he decides to exert himself physically this Challenge he and Emily will be extremely difficult to defeat in the Dome. A repeat of his plant bed smashing incident would be best case. Grade B

4. Jasmine Reynaud - Team Branton

Other then possibly Abram Jasmine is the only castmate have an alternate personality and what a useful personality Rashida is. Jasmine takes care of the crying and Rashida takes care of the assault, threats to leave, and arguing. One thing that cannot be overlooked is that last season Jasmine cheated on her boyfriend with Tyrie, this year she says that will not happen again what she neglects to mention is that her current boyfriend is that same one!!! Once you cheat on someone once and they dont leave you its way easier to do it the next time just look at Ronnie and Sammy Sweetheart from the Jersey Shore. Grade A+

3. Mark Long - Team Ageless Wonders

The old man is back! and this time hes retiring for real. I suppose the biggest question surrounding Mark is who he chooses to give his bandana to this time as it has propelled Derrick to previously unimaginable heights. I'd really like to see him give it to Leroy my favorite RWer of all time. The one thing I'll miss most about Mark is the always clever scenes he creates for when receiving a txt from Teej especially his signature have everyone throw a pillow at me. Look for the original Road Ruler to make it clear through to the Final without difficulty. Grade A

2. Wes Bergmann - Team Czerniak

The self styled "fighter of evil", "protector of good", "scalp collector", and "businessman" has lost his mojo in recent Challenges with his best finish being 2nd on Rivals where he rather bizarrely couldn't climb a mountain. This time hes traded a strong partner Mr. Beautiful for a relatively weak one in Mandi Moyer whos last partnership with Wes ended in an early exit. Grade C

1. Chris "CT" Tamburello - Team Tim

CT is many things a Challenge champion is not one of them. To be honest I don't expect him to get it done this year as I believe Diem is a deceptively weak competitor who doesn't do well with the stress that comes from being partnered with her. I do however expect him to put up quite a few points along the way ranging from Sexual Assault to Intentional Nudity and maybe even Male crying if Diem brings up his big brother who's killer only just got convicted last May. Grade A