Week 1. Scoring Leaders

Our dynamic cast so young and full of promise

A few quick thoughts before we jump to the results:

1. We needed an extended episode badly.  From the producers cut of the first 15 minutes we saw Johnny make fun of Dustins past career.  Also we saw virtually nothing of the first night where Nate apparently passed out by the pool. Who Doesn't want to see that?
2. Also of note it appeared on the first night 1 of the females had some unintentional pool nudity.  Unfortunately no way to know if that happened or not.
3. Dunbar owns a wolf head mask.  This in and of itself is not that weird I for instance own an Optimus Prime mask that makes your voice sound like his. However Dunbar is a crazy person.  Put a microphone in his face and ask him about it, you'll probably get an answer referring to a study that females are attracted to a wolf spirit.
4. Mandi Moyer's boyfriend has ruined her.  Last time we saw Mandi she was yelling at Laurel to enjoy her sloppy seconds after CT dumped her and hooking up with Wes.  This time shes calmly making observations about her fellow castmates.  I think she might even be the third most mature cast member after Leroy and Mark Long

Overall I agree with Leroy's take relatively tame episode but I think this looks to be one of the better seasons.

Johnny Bananas 80 points
10 points for plugging career (Wearing the real Johnny Bananas shirt)
50 points for two you killed its from TJ
15 points for winning the immunity challenge and becoming the power couple
5 points for having 5 or more confessionals

Camilla Nakagawa 80 points
10 points for claiming to be in control of the game (on behalf of Bananas)
5 points for verbal fighting
50 points for two "you killed its"
15 points for winning the immunity challenge

CT 55 points

25 points for Sexual Assault ("I'm going to molest you")
25 points for receiving a you killed it from TJ
5 points for making 5 or more confessionals

Sarah Rice 40 points

15 points for calling your partner the worst mistake of your life
25 points for a "you killed it"

Mark Long 35 points
10 points for receiving a text message from TJ
25 points for receiving a you killed it from TJ

Nate the Nuclear Engineer 30 points

5 points for 5 or more confessionals
25 points for "the moment of the episode" (repeatedly falling from balance beam

Jasmine Reynaud 30 points
20 points for destroying an inanimate object X 2 (frame, then tearing picture)
10 points for describing relationship as business associates

Diem Brown 30 points

25 points for receiving a you killed it from TJ
5 points for 5 or more confessionals

Robin Hibbard 25 points
25 points for receiving a you killed it from TJ

Vinny Foti 25 points
25 points for a you killed it from TJ 


Wes Bergman 20 points

5 points for verbal fighting (with Camilla)
10 points for winning elimination challenge

5 points for making 5 or more confessionals

Tyrie Ballard 10 points

10 points for describing relationship as business associates


Mandi Moyer 5 points
5 points for 5 or more confessionals

Paula Meronek 5 points
5 points for making 5 or more confessionals

Priscilla Mendez 5 points
5 points for making 5 or more confessionals

Inferno League:
LeanBodyMovement - 115 points
Mark Long's Left Pec - 140 points
Dustin: Pay for Gay - 30 points
Tonya's Titties - 10 points
Team Staed - 110 points
Team Mike - 65 points

Gauntlet League:
Twink Squad - 85 points
Effin Bananas - 200 points
Team Burden - 95 points
Gay High School Juniors - 60 points
Dunbar's Always Watching - 30 points

Battle of the Sexes League:
Casual Molestation - 130 points
The Swamp Donkeys - 70 points
Ageless Wonders - 125 points
Just a Business Relationship - 65 points
Dramas Wet Dream - 5 points

Top 5 teams by point per player
1.  Effin Bananas 40 ppp
2.  Mark Long's Left Pec 35 ppp
3.  LeanBodyMovement 28.75 ppp
4.  Team Staed 27.5 ppp
5.  Casual Molestation 26 ppp