24. Heather Marter - Team Henne
Not likely to bring much to the table as one of the weaker RW minor leaguers in recent history. Hopefully her partnership with Dustin as the only pair currently dating will lead to some coitus points. Grade C-
23. Rachel Robinson - Team Matt
One of the strongest female competitors in the history of the Challenge Rachel actually beat all of the boys to the finish on the Duel II. It will be interesting to see if she can replicate that feat as she is half of the only all female team. Grade B
22. Dustin Zito - Team Schilling
Former porn star Dustin became known on RW Las Vegas for two things fighting with Mike Mike and loooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg confessionals. I like his chances of playing a strong Social game and sticking around longer than expected. Grade B+
21. Paula Walnuts - Team Staed
Though hated by most fans for being an insecure wacko who lashes out at others for no reason just to feel better about her pathetic existence as Laurel Stuckey pointed out last Season on Rivals. Paula is indisputadely the best value of this draft as if nothing else she can be counted on for consistent crying points and is even a threat to repeat as champion. Grade A+++
Top 20 after the jump.
Top 20 after the jump.
20. Tyrie Ballard - Team Santangelo
Though he has traditionally been one of the first competitors to go home in every challenge he has competed in Tyrie has for the first time gotten himself back into the shape he must have been at when he "allegedly" played football for Nebraska. Whether he breaks his streak of ineptitude is yet to be seen. Grade B
19. Vinny - Team Mike
Muscle bound Boston hot head Vinny makes no secret of his distaste for puzzles, but with his strong record of coitusing and fighting during brief appearances on Fresh Meat II and the Ruins he is certainly at worst a good value pick for this late in the draft. Grade B-
18. Naomi - Team Mike
While not the best athlete of the females Naomi is poised to score big points after catching feelings for partner and castmate Leroy from RW Las Vegas. Weather she scores them from fighting, coitusing, crying, or all of the above is up to her. Grade A-
17. Aneesa - Team Santangelo
Whats there to say about Aneesa that hasn't been said. She's a true vet with the heart of a champion and to date the only contestant to be gifted a jacket by Teej after losing. It will be interesting to see how things play out with her and Rachel being the only all female team. Grade B+
16. Ty Ruff - Team Staed
Ty
is one of the toughest competitors to get a read on. He clearly is physically strong, but his gulag loss to Brandon can only be described as weird. After a decent showing in Rivals it will be interesting to see which Ty shows up. Grade B
15. Emily Shromm - Team Schilling
Emily is in an awful situation as she appears to be a genuinely decent person forced to pair with a really nasty ex in Ty whos not even especially good at the challenges. Fortunately for Emily she has a history of dominating the females of the competition and with no Laurel or Evelynn she is clearly the strongest female on the show (aside from Rachel Robinson who is paired with a female defaulting Rachel as top dog) Grade B
14. Sarah Rice - Team Matt
Sarah has been one of the most consistent competitors since her debut making it to the finals of the Ruins and Cutthroat. A master of the Social game she certainly seems primed to make it much further than her last partnership with Vinny which ended after just 2 episodes. Grade B+
13. Leroy - Team Henne
Leroy had an unusually strong rookie campaign making it all the way to the final challenge and even won challenges with 2 different partners Adam Royer and Mike Mike Ross. Paired with a similarly weak physical partner, Leroy will once again have to should the load in the challenges. However a reunion with former RW castmate Naomi leaves the possibility of coitus points. Grade B+
12. Jasmine Reynaud - Team Henne
To put it lightly Jasmine has the destructive force of a Northeastern storm, as long as she is around no mirror in the house will be safe,
threats to leave will be made, drinks will be had, and fights will be started. Grade A++
11. Camilla - Team Matt
Camilla has experience decent success in the Challenges but has yet to really make an impact. With no fear of starting a fight, a history of consistent effort in the Challenges, and a pairing with noted vet Johnny Bananas Camilla is a strong upside pick. Grade B+
10. Abram Boise - Team Schilling
Abram is without a doubt the best self tattoo/brander in Challenge history. In a unrelated note many of his peers think he is just a little insane. Armed with a new pierce filled look Abram appears ready to unleash the fire burning within him on teammate Cara Maria in an attempt to make her cry. Grade A
9. Robin - Team Staed
Not a lot to say here Robin plays a decent social game enabling her to go last awhile in Challenges but has yet to win one. She'll be hitching her wagon to the Mark Long train for this Challenge. Don't rule her out for a big point repeat of her questioning Aneesa's sexuality. Grade B-
8. Cara Maria - Team Santangelo
Slightly off balanced Dominatrix Cara Maria has proven herself to be a strong competitor after an inauspicious start to her career in Fresh Meat II. Also working in her favor this challenge is the messy on off relationship with noted hot head Abram Boise expect crying points aplenty. Grade A
7. Mandi Moyer - Team Mike
While not the strongest of competitors physically Mandi is always a threat to post multiple coituses last year with both teammate Wes and CT. Armed with new Breast implants Mandi is poised to make her way through the cast. Hopefully hers and Wes' partnership will last longer than it did on Fresh Meat II. Grade A-
6. Mark Long - Team Mike
Mark Long is the godfather of these challenges appearing in both Road Rules and the initial RW/RR the Challenge where he walked away with $8100 dollars from the Universal Studios money pit. Mark is so respected by his fellow competitors that he has never been taken into an elimination round making him a strong bet to be there at the end. How much drama he will cause along the way at age 40 is up for debate. Grade A
5. Dunbar - Team Santangelo
Dunbar has let nothing stand in his way to become a challenge champion; overcoming mild retardation, doomed relationships, and child abuse. Dunbar is alway a threat to score in both the physical aspect and sexual assault parts of the scoring system. Grade B+
4. Johnny Bananas -Team Staed
One of the few competitors in the history to overcome multiple initial early round eliminations and become a multiple time champion Bananas is arguably the strongest competitor today. According to alumni Evan Starkmann no one prepares for the challenges better then Johnny B. Grade A+
2. Wes Bergmann - Team Matt
3. Diem Brown - Team Schilling
Ovarian cancer survivor Diem has always played a strong social game using her sympathy points to avoid elimination rounds but has struggled with the physicality. She has not appeared on a challenge with CT since the ugly massacre of Adam Kings face in Duel II hopefully Battle of the Exes will be equally point filled for both competitors. Grade B+
The first individual champ in challenge history (The Duel) is alway a threat in the challenges with his self described "Roman God body".
However he appears to be losing some of his game with age. Last year he even failed to make Cara Maria cry. Grade C-
Though CT has never won a challenge he has made it to the final three times only to be defeated by the opposing team and last season was the last team eliminated. A staple of CTs game has always been attempting to make other players cry and decisively winning fights. Last Season was no exception as other than Adam Royer he was the top scorer. Grade A-
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